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We can only guarantee delivery by Christmas for orders placed by December 10, 2024.
ESTIMATED transit times are as follows. Please note that this time frame is an estimate and not a guarantee.
DOMESTIC (USA):
INTERNATIONAL:
(Does NOT account for time spent at customs, border inspection facilities, etc):
All orders will be promptly processed within 72 hours of being placed. Once processed, your items will be dispatched within a span of 2-5 business days. Please note that this timeframe is separate from the esstimated delivery times.
Every purchase includes a 7-Day Money Back Guarantee! Manufacturing defects and damage caused during shipping are eligible for a full refund no questions asked. For more information please refer to our Refund Policy.
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This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)
Imperial:
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.5 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Length, in | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8 | 8.9 | 9.2 | 9.5 | 9.7 | 10 | 10.4 | 10.8 | 11.2 |
Metric:
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81 |
| Length, cm | 68.5 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 | 86.5 | 88 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.8 | 22.6 | 23.4 | 24.1 | 24.7 | 25.4 | 26.4 | 27.4 | 28.5 |
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)
Imperial:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 18.5 | 20.25 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 27.5 |
| Length, in | 26.5 | 28 | 30 | 30.75 | 31.5 | 32.5 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 32 | 33.75 | 35.5 | 37.25 | 38.75 | 39.75 |
Metric:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, cm | 47 | 51.5 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 70.5 |
| Length, cm | 67.5 | 71 | 75 | 78 | 80 | 82.5 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 81 | 86 | 90 | 94.5 | 98.5 | 101 |
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)
Imperial:
|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
|
|
Width, in |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
32 |
34 |
|
Length, in |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
34 |
|
Sleeve length from center back, in |
33.5 |
34.5 |
35.5 |
36.5 |
37.5 |
38.5 |
39.5 |
40.5 |
Metric:
|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
|
|
Width, cm |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
76 |
81 |
86 |
|
Length, cm |
69 |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
84 |
86 |
|
Sleeve length from center back, cm |
85 |
87 |
90 |
93 |
95 |
98 |
100 |
103 |
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)
Imperial:
|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
|
|
Width, in |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
32 |
34 |
|
Length, in |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
34 |
|
Sleeve length from center back, in |
20 |
21 |
22 |
23 |
24 |
25 |
26 |
27 |
Metric:
|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
|
|
Width, cm |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
76 |
81 |
86 |
|
Length, cm |
69 |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
84 |
86 |
|
Sleeve length from center back, cm |
51 |
53.5 |
56 |
58.5 |
61 |
63.5 |
66 |
68.5 |
i ordered 2 shirts and i got sent the wrong shirt
My son asked me to purchase this as a gift. He loves it so much!
Good price, delivered quick, quality could be better but very good for the price.
shirt quality is rough but the message is funny worth it if you don't care how it looks on you
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