This Is My Only Sweater With No Cum On It Ugly Christmas Sweater

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T-Shirts

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)

Imperial:

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.5	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
Length, in	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35
Sleeve length, in	8	8.9	9.2	9.5	9.7	10	10.4	10.8	11.2

Metric:

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, cm	42	46	51	56	61	66	71	76	81
Length, cm	68.5	71	74	76	79	81	84	86.5	88
Sleeve length, cm	21.8	22.6	23.4	24.1	24.7	25.4	26.4	27.4	28.5

Long Sleeve T-Shirts

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)

Imperial:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.5	20.25	22	24	26	27.5
Length, in	26.5	28	30	30.75	31.5	32.5
Sleeve length from center back, in	32	33.75	35.5	37.25	38.75	39.75

Metric:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, cm	47	51.5	56	61	66	70.5
Length, cm	67.5	71	75	78	80	82.5
Sleeve length from center back, cm	81	86	90	94.5	98.5	101

Hoodies

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)

Imperial:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20	22	24	26	28	30	32	34
Length, in	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.5	34.5	35.5	36.5	37.5	38.5	39.5	40.5

Metric:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, cm	51	56	61	66	71	76	81	86
Length, cm	69	71	74	76	79	81	84	86
Sleeve length from center back, cm	85	87	90	93	95	98	100	103

Crewnecks

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)

Imperial:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20	22	24	26	28	30	32	34
Length, in	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34
Sleeve length from center back, in	20	21	22	23	24	25	26	27

Metric:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, cm	51	56	61	66	71	76	81	86
Length, cm	69	71	74	76	79	81	84	86
Sleeve length from center back, cm	51	53.5	56	58.5	61	63.5	66	68.5

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

Color: Forest Green

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100% combed ring-spun cotton to remove impurities and give our shirts a noticeably higher quality feel
All cotton is ethically grown and harvested
Designed and printed in the US

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ESTIMATED transit times are as follows. Please note that this time frame is an estimate and not a guarantee.

DOMESTIC (USA):

2-5 business days

INTERNATIONAL:
(Does NOT account for time spent at customs, border inspection facilities, etc):

5-15 business days

All orders will be promptly processed within 72 hours of being placed. Once processed, your items will be dispatched within a span of 2-5 business days. Please note that this timeframe is separate from the esstimated delivery times.

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