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Show Me Your Butthole Crewneck

Show Me Your Butthole Crewneck

Regular price $34.99 USD
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★★★★☆ 283 Reviews

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Color: Sport Grey
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Do you love funny shirts that make a statement? Our Show Me Your Butthole Crewneck is more than just a fashion statement – it's a conversation starter. 

  • The Show Me Your Butthole Crewneck from Illegal Shirts
  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton to remove impurities and give our shirts a noticeably higher quality feel
  • All cotton is ethically grown and harvested
  • Designed and printed in the US

Christmas Shipping Deadline

We can only guarantee delivery by Christmas for orders placed by December 10, 2024.

How long is shipping?

ESTIMATED transit times are as follows. Please note that this time frame is an estimate and not a guarantee. 

DOMESTIC (USA):

  • 2-5 business days

INTERNATIONAL:
(Does NOT account for time spent at customs, border inspection facilities, etc):

  • 5-15 business days

All orders will be promptly processed within 72 hours of being placed. Once processed, your items will be dispatched within a span of 2-5 business days. Please note that this timeframe is separate from the esstimated delivery times.

Refund Policy

Every purchase includes a 7-Day Money Back Guarantee! Manufacturing defects and damage caused during shipping are eligible for a full refund no questions asked. For more information please refer to our Refund Policy.

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If you have any questions or concerns send us an email at illegalshirts0@gmail.com or fill out our form here.

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