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Do you love funny shirts that make a statement? Our Paying Taxes Is For Virgins Crewneck is more than just a fashion statement – it's a conversation starter.
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DOMESTIC (USA):
INTERNATIONAL:
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All orders will be promptly processed within 72 hours of being placed. Once processed, your items will be dispatched within a span of 2-5 business days. Please note that this timeframe is separate from the esstimated delivery times.
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This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)
Imperial:
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.5 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Length, in | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8 | 8.9 | 9.2 | 9.5 | 9.7 | 10 | 10.4 | 10.8 | 11.2 |
Metric:
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81 |
| Length, cm | 68.5 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 | 86.5 | 88 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 21.8 | 22.6 | 23.4 | 24.1 | 24.7 | 25.4 | 26.4 | 27.4 | 28.5 |
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)
Imperial:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 18.5 | 20.25 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 27.5 |
| Length, in | 26.5 | 28 | 30 | 30.75 | 31.5 | 32.5 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 32 | 33.75 | 35.5 | 37.25 | 38.75 | 39.75 |
Metric:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, cm | 47 | 51.5 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 70.5 |
| Length, cm | 67.5 | 71 | 75 | 78 | 80 | 82.5 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 81 | 86 | 90 | 94.5 | 98.5 | 101 |
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)
Imperial:
|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
|
|
Width, in |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
32 |
34 |
|
Length, in |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
34 |
|
Sleeve length from center back, in |
33.5 |
34.5 |
35.5 |
36.5 |
37.5 |
38.5 |
39.5 |
40.5 |
Metric:
|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
|
|
Width, cm |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
76 |
81 |
86 |
|
Length, cm |
69 |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
84 |
86 |
|
Sleeve length from center back, cm |
85 |
87 |
90 |
93 |
95 |
98 |
100 |
103 |
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)
Imperial:
|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
|
|
Width, in |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
32 |
34 |
|
Length, in |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
34 |
|
Sleeve length from center back, in |
20 |
21 |
22 |
23 |
24 |
25 |
26 |
27 |
Metric:
|
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
|
|
Width, cm |
51 |
56 |
61 |
66 |
71 |
76 |
81 |
86 |
|
Length, cm |
69 |
71 |
74 |
76 |
79 |
81 |
84 |
86 |
|
Sleeve length from center back, cm |
51 |
53.5 |
56 |
58.5 |
61 |
63.5 |
66 |
68.5 |
shirt quality is rough but the message is funny worth it if you don't care how it looks on you
I Respect Women So Much That I Never Have Sex With Them T-Shirt
the shirts got me hella bitches and i have a lambo now thank yall so much
You've Never Seen Me And Batman In The Same Room For A Reason... T-Shirt
It’s really good but the bottom is a little long so I might crop it so my torso doesn’t look too long
