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I AM AFRAID OF WOMEN T-SHIRT
An honest shirt for an honest man.
An honest shirt for an honest man. The I Am Afraid Of Women t-shirt is a self-aware admission piece that has been quietly pulling its weight in our bestseller list for 13 straight months, with over 220 units sold to people who presumably find it funnier than they find it accurate.
Also frequently purchased with I Get Nervous Around Girls, which is essentially the same energy. Premium soft-feel cotton, unisex fit, true to size. Designed and printed in the USA.
Classic fit5.3 oz/yd²What it feels like
Cotton; heather blends vary by color
Classic unisex fit. Compare with a shirt you own.
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The details
An honest shirt for an honest man. The I Am Afraid Of Women t-shirt is a self-aware admission piece that has been quietly pulling its weight in our bestseller list for 13 straight months, with over 220 units sold to people who presumably find it funnier than they find it accurate.
Also frequently purchased with I Get Nervous Around Girls, which is essentially the same energy. Premium soft-feel cotton, unisex fit, true to size. Designed and printed in the USA.
Care instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on print.
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STYLE INSPIRATION
GOOD SHIRT. BAD INFLUENCE.
LET THE SHIRT DO THE TALKING.
Throw it on with your most worn-in jeans. Keep the rest simple. This shirt has enough to say on its own.
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WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
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