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Size

T-Shirts

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)

Imperial:

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.5	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
Length, in	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35
Sleeve length, in	8	8.9	9.2	9.5	9.7	10	10.4	10.8	11.2

Metric:

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, cm	42	46	51	56	61	66	71	76	81
Length, cm	68.5	71	74	76	79	81	84	86.5	88
Sleeve length, cm	21.8	22.6	23.4	24.1	24.7	25.4	26.4	27.4	28.5

Long Sleeve T-Shirts

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)

Imperial:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.5	20.25	22	24	26	27.5
Length, in	26.5	28	30	30.75	31.5	32.5
Sleeve length from center back, in	32	33.75	35.5	37.25	38.75	39.75

Metric:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, cm	47	51.5	56	61	66	70.5
Length, cm	67.5	71	75	78	80	82.5
Sleeve length from center back, cm	81	86	90	94.5	98.5	101

Hoodies

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)

Imperial:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20	22	24	26	28	30	32	34
Length, in	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.5	34.5	35.5	36.5	37.5	38.5	39.5	40.5

Metric:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, cm	51	56	61	66	71	76	81	86
Length, cm	69	71	74	76	79	81	84	86
Sleeve length from center back, cm	85	87	90	93	95	98	100	103

Crewnecks

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)

Imperial:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20	22	24	26	28	30	32	34
Length, in	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34
Sleeve length from center back, in	20	21	22	23	24	25	26	27

Metric:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, cm	51	56	61	66	71	76	81	86
Length, cm	69	71	74	76	79	81	84	86
Sleeve length from center back, cm	51	53.5	56	58.5	61	63.5	66	68.5

24" x 16"

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One size: 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm)
Material: Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber
Black vinyl backing
Mainly for outdoor use
Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

How long is shipping?

ESTIMATED transit times are as follows. Please note that this time frame is an estimate and not a guarantee.

DOMESTIC (USA):

2-5 business days

INTERNATIONAL:
(Does NOT account for time spent at customs, border inspection facilities, etc):

5-15 business days

All orders will be promptly processed within 72 hours of being placed. Once processed, your items will be dispatched within a span of 2-5 business days. Please note that this timeframe is separate from the esstimated delivery times.

Refund Policy

Every purchase includes a 7-Day Money Back Guarantee! Manufacturing defects and damage caused during shipping are eligible for a full refund no questions asked. For more information please refer to our Refund Policy.

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