HOODIES

Same attitude. Extra layer.

113 DESIGNS
113 DESIGNS
The I'm Cooked Hoodie is white, with bold red "I’m Cooked" text in a grid, centered and bolded. “Illegal Shirts” appears below in smaller red letters. Made from medium-heavy fabric with a front pocket and drawstring hood.
I'm Cooked Hoodie
$44.99
Glocktopus Hoodie
Glocktopus Hoodie
$44.99
The Boobs... Just Boobs. Hoodie features a light pink LEGO-inspired armored figure with bold chest details and the phrase "boobs... just boobs" above and below. This cotton-polyester sweatshirt is an iconic Illegal Shirts design.
Boobs... Just Boobs. Hoodie
$44.99
My Opps Hate Me Because I'm A Sweetheart Hoodie
My Opps Hate Me Because I'm A Sweetheart Hoodie
$44.99
Vyvanse Saved My Life Hoodie
Vyvanse Saved My Life Hoodie
$44.99
The Make Edging Great Again Hoodie from Illegal Shirts is red with white front text, a front pocket, drawstrings, and made from medium-heavy fabric for added comfort.
Make Edging Great Again Hoodie
$44.99
The Chicken Tender Slut Hoodie features bold white "CHICKEN TENDER SLUT" text on black, made from medium-heavy fabric-ideal for Illegal Shirts fans and anyone who loves a statement piece.
Chicken Tender Slut Hoodie
$44.99
I Fucking Love Chinese Chemicals Hoodie
I Fucking Love Chinese Chemicals Hoodie
$44.99
The I Am Living Inside Your Walls Hoodie is a black cotton-polyester blend with a cartoon giraffe and bold white text, part of the quirky Illegal Shirts collection.
I Am Living Inside Your Walls Hoodie
$44.99
Please Be Patient I Have Autism Hoodie
Please Be Patient I Have Autism Hoodie
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$44.99
Fuck You You Fuckin’ Fuck Hoodie
Fuck You You Fuckin’ Fuck Hoodie
$44.99
Born To Be Awake Hoodie
Born To Be Awake Hoodie
$44.99
The Assalations 3:16 Hoodie is a beige, medium-heavy hooded sweatshirt featuring bold black text-“If it jiggles while she walks, I shall listen when she talks. Assalations 3:16”-plus praying hands artwork. A standout piece from Illegal Shirts.
Assalations 3:16 Hoodie
$44.99
Do Not Talk To Me Until I've Had My Adderall, Lexapro, Xanax, Vyvanse Hoodie
Do Not Talk To Me Until I've Had My Adderall, Lexapro, Xanax, Vyvanse Hoodie
$44.99
The Boobs Are To Me What Laser Pointers Are To Cats Hoodie features bold white text on black, offering a funny statement piece from Illegal Shirts sure to spark laughs.
Boobs Are To Me What Laser Pointers Are To Cats Hoodie
$44.99
Keep Calm I Am Autistic Hoodie
Keep Calm I Am Autistic Hoodie
$44.99
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