It's Not Gonna Suck Itself Ugly Christmas Sweater

128,00 zł PLN

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Size

T-Shirts

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)

Imperial:

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.5	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
Length, in	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35
Sleeve length, in	8	8.9	9.2	9.5	9.7	10	10.4	10.8	11.2

Metric:

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, cm	42	46	51	56	61	66	71	76	81
Length, cm	68.5	71	74	76	79	81	84	86.5	88
Sleeve length, cm	21.8	22.6	23.4	24.1	24.7	25.4	26.4	27.4	28.5

Long Sleeve T-Shirts

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)

Imperial:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.5	20.25	22	24	26	27.5
Length, in	26.5	28	30	30.75	31.5	32.5
Sleeve length from center back, in	32	33.75	35.5	37.25	38.75	39.75

Metric:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, cm	47	51.5	56	61	66	70.5
Length, cm	67.5	71	75	78	80	82.5
Sleeve length from center back, cm	81	86	90	94.5	98.5	101

Hoodies

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)

Imperial:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20	22	24	26	28	30	32	34
Length, in	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.5	34.5	35.5	36.5	37.5	38.5	39.5	40.5

Metric:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, cm	51	56	61	66	71	76	81	86
Length, cm	69	71	74	76	79	81	84	86
Sleeve length from center back, cm	85	87	90	93	95	98	100	103

Crewnecks

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual Product measurements may vary by up to 1" (2.5cm)

Imperial:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20	22	24	26	28	30	32	34
Length, in	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34
Sleeve length from center back, in	20	21	22	23	24	25	26	27

Metric:

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, cm	51	56	61	66	71	76	81	86
Length, cm	69	71	74	76	79	81	84	86
Sleeve length from center back, cm	51	53.5	56	58.5	61	63.5	66	68.5

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

Color: Black

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Do you love funny shirts that make a statement? Our It's Not Gonna Suck Itself Sweater is more than just a fashion statement – it's a conversation starter.

The It's Not Gonna Suck Itself Sweater from Illegal Shirts
100% combed ring-spun cotton to remove impurities and give our shirts a noticeably higher quality feel
All cotton is ethically grown and harvested
Designed and printed in the US

How long is shipping?

ESTIMATED transit times are as follows. Please note that this time frame is an estimate and not a guarantee.

DOMESTIC (USA):

2-5 business days

INTERNATIONAL:
(Does NOT account for time spent at customs, border inspection facilities, etc):

5-15 business days

All orders will be promptly processed within 72 hours of being placed. Once processed, your items will be dispatched within a span of 2-5 business days. Please note that this timeframe is separate from the esstimated delivery times.

Refund Policy

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Item arrived as described. My boyfriend thought it was hilarious. Great gag gift.

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i bought these for my cousin and i to wear on christmas day - 10/10

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The shirt had great quality, and the picture came out clearly.

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It was printed perfectly and they even cropped the photo for me beforehand. Very kind and well made.

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I accidentally made an order to my former address witch I tried to changed, but the attempt got rejected for some reason.
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